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Quiet Ladybirds and Vigilante Justice

Oct 10, 2016

OK, so I have 2 kids and both myself and they love the Julia Donaldson books.

Orson, my eldest is a massive The Snail and The Whale fan and Flo loves Stick Man.

We recently got a copy of What the Ladybird Heard Next and despite sequels almost never being as good as the original, it was still good. However a recent reading highlighted something I didn’t notice first time around.

For those of you unfamiliar with the books, they revolve around a farm with various animals, including a ladybird (who hardly ever spoke a word). Then there are 2 bad guys, Hefty Hugh and Lanky Len. In the first book, the bad guys try to steal the fine prize cow, but are thwarted and taken away by the police. In the second, they have been released from prison and are stealing eggs from the farm. They are thwarted again and this time they are chased off by the bees from the beehive.

The important point here is that after being chased off by the bees, they never come back again.

So let’s recap,

bad guys dealt with by police and sent to prison => they get out and continue doing bad things.
bad guys dealt with by locals and have stinging violence inflicted upon them => they are never seen again.

I am sure there is a moral there somewhere.

thechriswalker lives in Exeter, UK with his wife: Rosie, son: Orson and daughter: Florence. He likes bacon, drinks too much coffee, doesn't like spiders and enjoys solving problems. He'll use Vi over Emacs and doesn't usually talk about himself in the third person.

Code Monkey by trade, I like writing daemons and systems software. Preferably in Go. I've written a bunch of variable-quality stuff, all of which lives on Github.

If you want to get in touch, throw me an email.

Also, I am definitely now a qualified professional wood-hole-was-used-to-create-fire-recognitionist, which is totally a thing and will likely make me a billionaire in the future. So if you have some wood with a hole in it and want to know if that hole was created in the process of attempting to light a fire, then I'm your man.